Recently I had another request from yet another potential client to do something that didn’t seem realistic within the time-frame and budget. You may remember a post I did last year regarding a different potential client who needed an entire business and advertising plan for bringing a blimp to Vietnam. In that case, I submitted a six page outline with essentially questions for the agency to ask the client so that we could begin to get a handle on whether it was a good idea for the client to proceed with his (pun intended) somewhat overblown idea. Suffice to say, no one has yet to see a blimp floating the skies of Vietnam as a giant Heineken bottle, condom or sausage company promotion. It never happened – and it never happened for one particularly very good reason. The client had absolutely no business plan – and wanted the agency, along with my assistance, to create one for free – stop wait, reverse that: He wanted us to actually pay for the privilege of planning and selling his media – a scenario I had seen already in Vietnam and documented in my “Pay to Pitch” post. Don’t do it.And so, having had this happen, at least once a quarter since I’ve been in Asia, I’ve decided that although I may not be the self-help business guru that many people may be looking for in this still wild wild east, I may be able to more than competently offer another kind of assistance. Aside from the successes I’ve enjoyed with British American Tobacco, Samsung LG and others, I may have learnt far more from the businesses I chose not to do business with – the broken startups, the never-been contenders, the people with no plan whatsoever or the companies who just simply had their heads up their asses – than the ones I have. There is indeed an art to choosing who not to work for, at least as much as there may be in deciding who to work for. Only after that, the not always easy choices of how much you are to be paid, and when and on what terms may progress.
And so with the combination of my successes, and avoidences of other, almost certain, failures, I have become an unequivocal expert on:
“How Not To Market In Asia”.
To give you an idea of how I arrived at this writing premise, let me go through just a few of the details of this last week’s scenario. For good sportsmanship, I’m not going to name any of the companies, specific programs or people involved, aside from myself, but I’ll just give you a basic idea of the facts I had on hand:
I was contacted early last week by a gentleman who had found this blog, as well as my profiles on Facebook and LinkedIn. If you Google the words “Advertising”, “Marketing”, and “Vietnam” in a Boolean fashion, you’ll more than likely hit me on page one, giving me a more than fair web presence in Vietnam – with credit given also to my significant postings on the previous subjects.
The gentleman proceeded to ask a number of questions related to my business via Google chat and I directed him to my LinkedIn profile to get a handle on my previous experiences. After another day or so of chat inquiries I deduced that he was looking for someone to do sales work on a commission basis. He had a TV show with a sponsorship package he wanted to sell to a large foreign bank in town, and assured me that the sale was almost closed – save for the fact that the bank had questioned his company’s lack of “Demographic Profile” for their show – which he needed in less than a week. I was immediately taken aback. How do you get to almost closing a deal on sponsorship of a TV program without a Demographic Profile of your product? It’s almost slide #1 in your Powerpoint intro, isn’t it? Apparently it wasn’t. My immediate feeling was that if they had missed this, that their pitch probably had quite a few more holes – and that basically, they were a long way from selling anything.
I looked at the company’s website, read the show description, watched the demo and read the bios of all of the Directors of the company. The project, as it exists on the Internet looked good by local standards, but that’s a far cry from getting a bank director, in these currently murky financial waters, to sign off on what I was told was a US $20,000 sponsorship deal – and with the Demographic Profile being the only thing standing in the way? I didn’t see it.
After more and more questions and fewer and fewer answers – hours worth – over the Internet and phone, it was obvious, that I could no more guarantee a sale based on only one small part of the plan, no matter what I wrote, than I could pull rabbits out of hats or coerce Genies out of bottles. Quite simply, I felt there was far more work in the job than the gentleman was claiming. And convincing him of that, was not going to be easy. It was time to cut to the chase.
client:……yes we got some closure
me:………what does “some” mean?
…………..”closing” a deal means getting a contract on paper…
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For more in the “How Not To Market In Asia” series, click below:
II) What’s Wrong With the Vietnam Advertising Association?
III) Detri-viral Marketing: When Web 2.0 works against your brand








